Sports, Santa Claus, and mysterious influences

SCKSCat · Post by **SCKSCat** » December 24th, 2023, 11:59 pm

So I wonder did some aspect of sports help to shape and mold Santa into the old jolly guy he is.
Was he a referee in the past? Seems to make calls on who is naughty or nice.
Was he basketball player? He got the skill to stuff things into a hole from somewhere.
Maybe he was a surrey jockey once. That could explain why he is so good at driving a team of critters so fast.
Santa had to be a professional competitive eater at one time. All of those cookies he shoves down his craw into his gullet is not something an amateur can do.
The possibilities are endless. Maybe you have a theory or two.
Merry Christmas to all!!!

SCKSCat · Post by **SCKSCat** » December 25th, 2023, 12:30 pm

Maybe in his past, he coached a peewee football team. This would have been good training for managing his runts, the elves.

SCKSCat · Post by **SCKSCat** » December 25th, 2023, 12:32 pm

Maybe he coached Dion Sanderson once. That would have prepared him for the bright light of Rudolph's snout.