Boy, I am close to being 65.
Why do some hairs wait all your life to start growing? Whiskers, ears, nose, Butt Canyon.
I hate late night whizz hikes! my doctor says drink a bunch of water and get plenty of sleep....????
I dislike fart shadow. Why does the fart smell follow you for minutes or crawl into bed with you after a late night purge hike? Is it because reduced muscle tone has reduced the blow power to more effectively aerosol the smell for rapid dissolution, or is the smell lingering in my sinuses due to being entrapped by a hair jungle? What are your beeves???
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You aren't old.
Your body is old.
Your body is old.
"At the core of Liberalism is the spoiled child... miserable, as all spoiled children are. Unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats"...P. J. O'Rourke
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You're just a pup! Just wait until you get really old. ;)
Crazy thing. I've never had wavy hair. Now, after I passed 75, my hair has turned wavy. No reason. It just DID!
Crazy thing. I've never had wavy hair. Now, after I passed 75, my hair has turned wavy. No reason. It just DID!