Simple but hard things learned from living.

SCKSCat · Post by **SCKSCat** » August 19th, 2021, 6:19 pm

After using vicks vaporub and its on your hands, DO NOT scratch your hairy houdinis.

ToledoCat#3 · Post by **ToledoCat#3** » August 20th, 2021, 9:39 am

When caught in an "emergency" while in a native grass pasture, do not use the soft-fern-like leaves of the Yarrow plant as substitute toilet paper. The leaves smell like Vicks and have the same effect on soft human tissue. Hard lesson learned as a kid.

SCKSCat · Post by **SCKSCat** » December 25th, 2022, 1:50 pm

There are certain things meant to be shoved up your butt like a rectal thermometer, suppositories, and a scope for a colonoscopy
Some things are not.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/88-year-o ... bomb-squad
In France, old guy shoved a WW1 artillery shell up his rectum and a bomb squad was called.
Why would you do such a thing?
Constipation?
Sexual gratification?
Seek fame?
?????

stlcatfan · Post by **stlcatfan** » December 25th, 2022, 10:19 pm

SCKSCat wrote: ↑
December 25th, 2022, 1:50 pm
There are certain things meant to be shoved up your butt like a rectal thermometer, suppositories, and a scope for a colonoscopy
Some things are not.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/88-year-o ... bomb-squad
In France, old guy shoved a WW1 artillery shell up his rectum and a bomb squad was called.
Why would you do such a thing?
Constipation?
Sexual gratification?
Seek fame?
?????

At the end of the article, it said the man was in "good health." I would question that -- at least his mental health.