The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
I have begun to say my nightly prayer. It goes like this:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Football my soul will keep.
And were I to fumble or miss a tackle,
I pray the Coach won't my soul unshackle.
Football, please watch over HCCK, C Mess, C Haze and all of KSU.
Also, please turn your back on the states of TexAZZ, Oh-Clee-Homer, Missisuhpee, Eastern Ala-Bham-uh, Florida, South Carol-I-nuh, OH-High-Oh, Eastern CannZAzz, and In-Dee-An-Uh.
